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Blonde Joke One Liners Three Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? Q: How do you drown a blond? Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? Q: How does a blonde high-5? Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling
idiots? Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar
and a skinny blonde? Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes
and a magician? Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? Q: What can save a dying blonde? Q: What did the blonde say when she woke up under the
cow? Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Q: What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives
blondes crazy? Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ? Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? Q: How do you confuse a blonde? Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate
chip cookies? Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M
factory? Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M
factory? Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress? Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the
emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds? Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a
wreck? Q: Did you hear about the blonde doctor? Q: Did you hear about the blonde that ate mountain oysters? Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to
see 20,000 leagues under the sea? Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of
a mirror with her eyes closed? Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for
blondes? Q: Why won't a blonde drink beer at the beach? Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts? Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? For More Humour, Choose the Humour Sites Network: Click Here This site is for you enjoyment, education and entertainment. #1-Blonde Jokes can be contacted through John Ryan, New Zealand or email John@numberone-blonde-jokes.com© #1- Blonde-Jokes 2001. |